Wicked Wednesday found some new toys

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Hey guys! Remember me? *crickets*  Sirenastarot? Anyway, I’m back and have some awesome  recs. No it’s not  fic recs or book recs, it’s… well… too racy to put on the main page. The following is definitely NC-17.  If you can’t buy porn, you definitely need to skip over this post. 

I first want to state that in no way does myvampfiction endorse any of the toys mentioned. With that being said, I was re-reading a fic this past weekend that mentioned a toy, a Feeldoe to be exact. Now I happen to know exactly what a feeldoe is, but it made me realize that some readers especially those new to smut would have no clue what it is. So, I thought it would be fun to dive into the toy box. I don’t really have a rhyme or reason to the list of stuff, I just pulled some toys that are commonly mentioned in fics and some that I just think are cool.

So back to the Feeldoe, it’s basically it’s a strapless dildo. Designed to be held with vaginal muscles so you can penetrate your partner. Originally created for lesbians, they can be used by just about anyone and on anyone. The first time I heard of this toy was in the fic “So Obvious” by Lipsmacked. This is an amazing fic with a little bit of everything. Slash, het, threesomes.

Love your bullet? I know I do! It comes with a wireless remote now! Imagine being at the mercy of someone else… at work? …at the dinner table with your parent sitting across from you? I love the fic series “The Adventures of Emmett and Alice” by  Kittenmischief. and Emmett has fun teasing Alice with one of these.

I figured most people will know this one, but you can’t have a sex toy list with out it. It does everything except cook dinner. The Rabbit is mentioned in a lot fics but my favorite has to be from “The Nymph and the Waterfall” by Pastiche Pen. “Where the hell did you get one in yellow?” I want one in yellow!

Okay, now you may hear this one called The Barney on the threads, but you won’t have any clue what it is. This toy is actually called the G-spot by Tantus Inc., but was lovingly renamed by Lipsmacked. For a while the site would give you a 17% discount if you used the code name: Twilighted. I’m not sure if it still works though.

And the best one ever! The Vamp! After a bunch of ficsters bought out all the Barneys, Tantus was so appreciative that they developed The Vamp! Put it in the fridge and it will stay cold for a while aaaaaaand yes it does sparkle! There is even a video! Tantus Vamp Video.  Saluki decided she needed a piece of this action, so now she is going to tell you about one of her fave fics that involve toys!

This week’s Wicked Wednesday topic got me thinking about the fics I have read that utilize sex toys in the lemony scenes.  Like everything else involved in the art of writing lemons, incorporating sex toys can make the scene better, or it can make you want to gouge your eyes out with a fork.  To me, the best written scenes seamlessly incorporate the toys into the lemon. They are written as an extension of the scene, not as something that takes over or detracts from the actual sex.   For me, the best written scenes make me want to run out to my nearest adult store and go on a shopping spree.

One fic that definitely fits this bill is “Spy Games,” by Jenn1987.  In this story, Bella Swan is the CEO of Dyco Tech and Edward Cullen is the newly appointed CEO of Cullen, Inc.  They are enemies in the cut-throat world of the technology industry.  Of course, though they are determined to hate each other, they can’t combat the sexual attraction that draws them together like moths to a flame.

The first time a sex toy comes into play in the story, Bella finds herself alone and frustrated after Edward fails to come by her loft.  The author uses beautiful imagery that makes you forget that Bella is actually pleasuring herself with a vibrator.

I brought the vibrator to my lower abdomen as I thought about Edwards eyes on me, the way it felt when I caught him spying on me the first day we met. I thought about that ride in the elevator, his face between my legs. I rubbed my hands on my breasts, imaging that they were his. Goosebumps swelled up and down my body as I guided the vibrator into me gently, instantly losing myself in a fantasy.

I suddenly wasn’t in my bed alone; I was on a sailboat with Edward. We were colliding into each other, overlooking the brilliant blue ocean and a dazzling sunset. We had been sailing for weeks now, completely forgetting that reality ever existed. We were on our own, two lovers lost at sea, and we wanted it that way. His green eyes sparkled as they reflected the waves under us. His skin, hot and trembling on top of mine, and his hair, just about dry from having swam about an hour ago. His body smelled of sea salt and tasted just as good as I ran my tongue over the length of his stomach and chest.

What could have been a very straight forward scene of Bella pleasuring herself became something so much more because of the author’s ability to take us into Bella’s fantasy.  Instead of simply lying on the bed, using the vibrator to release pent-up tension, we find ourselves on a sailboat with Edward, indulging in the feeling of his sun warmed skin against our flesh.

Later on in the story, the author uses sex toys to spice up what is already some pretty hot sex between Edward and Bella.  Again, the dialogue between the characters and the author’s grasp of the art of writing lemons makes using sex toys in this fic a total win.

He put one finger to his lips and shook his head as he admired my appearance. “Now, are you the type of woman to hide her toys under the bed?” Edward sauntered around the wooden frame and casually glanced down to the floor, seeming to ponder where I would hide such things. He shook his head and then looked to my dresser. “In the sock drawer? Perhaps the underwear?” He turned again and took a step toward my walk-in chamber of secrets.

“No, no, and no,” he answered. “You hide your skeletons in your closet where they belong.” He strolled across the space to my sliding closet door and pushed it open. He took two steps in and glanced from side to side. He took in the top rungs and then looked to the floor, instantly picking out the correct box.

It was dark mahogany and actually resembled something straight off Blackbeard’s boat. It had that distinctively curved top that folded over the entire box, giving it a vintage feel. I’d found it in an antique store a couple of years ago, and once I’d noticed the two level interior, I just had to buy it. I felt like some sort of sex pirate, knowing that I kept my ‘buried treasure’ in it.

And later in the chapter…

Just as the thought crossed my mind, he looked back up to me and smiled as he pushed two batteries into the vibrator and brought it to life. My heart skipped a beat at the humming, and my entire body shook from the anticipation.

With two quick motions, his tongue returned to my clit and vibrator found it’s way inside me. It felt amazing. It was absolutely the best feeling I’d ever experienced with anyone. I gripped at the sheets on either side of my body and tossed my head back. I arched my hips into him, aching for more. I wanted him to go faster, suck harder, bring me to that precipice of arousal and throw me over the edge into oblivion. Instead, he pulled his head back and slowly pulled the vibrator out of me. “Bella, remember what I told you.”

“I remember,” I whimpered as the vibrator rocked back into me, hitting my spot and sending waves of pure ecstasy through my core.

He leaned down, wrapped his arm over my lower stomach and gripped at my hip to keep me from moving. His tongue lapped across me again, slowly and surely bringing me to brink of insanity. A few more thrusts of that plastic thing and I knew I was going to come, whether he wanted me to or not.

Feeling a little hot under the collar?  Yeah, me too.  Once again, the author used beautiful imagery and sharp dialogue to incorporate sex toys into the scene in a way that makes them secondary to the scene.  There’s no “uh, he did what?” moment that makes you stop and cringe over what you just read.  It is written artfully and the sex toys become just an extension of the sex itself, not something that detracts from the hotness of the moment.

I encourage you to read this fic. It has a great plot, engaging dialogue, and very, very hot lemons.  What are some of your favorite fics that include sex toys in the plot?  I can always add more of those to my treasure box!